Saturday, June 16, 2007

Dont eat at the mall....




So whats up with Factoria...that is a whole other post for another blog....

I ended up going with a friend to do some errands and ended up at the Factoria Mall at lunch time. What do you do when you are on limited time and hungry as a mother fucker? Well, you try eating at some nameless, we serve every kind of food, type place. I mean the menu is like follows: pizza, teriyaki, burgers, philly sandwiches, bubble tea, oriental chicken salad and chicken strips. If you are like me, you get confused. You wonder, how can a place serve all these items and all of them taste good. Like, what is the best item they serve!?!?!?

I got a turkey sandwich. I LOVE sandwiches.

This sandwich was like I made it at my house on some, I ran out of any lettuce that had any shade of green in it and all I could afford was some carl buddig meat. And for some reason they grilled the bread but the sandwich was cold. The only redeeming part of the meal were the kids size bag of lay's chips. More than sandwiches, I love chips. Lets also not forget that this shitty meal you just ate cost like $9.65.

Screw you Factoria Mall food. But thank you Nordstrom Rack for the sweet, just in time for summer gold sandals.

8 comments:

CrumbYum said...

I'm telling you, if you like turkey sandwiches the best in town are at Bakeman's in P Square on Cherry in between 1st & 2nd ave.

aekae said...

and if you like your turkey sammiches hot, spicy, and gooey the rajin cajin sandwich at other coast cafe (Two Union Square) is damn near a religious experience.

TOP HAT said...

uh, yeah, it sounds like you dined at "Wild Caper," which i have avoided on every and all trips to the Fact. That place also has a hurricane gumball machine out front (i think) which is like flying a flag which reads "this place blows."

boo on your for even trying that frozen luncheon meat-serving haven.

you shoulda gone across the street to TOP GUN, ho!

Lar said...

WE DO WILD CAPERS

CarboOverload said...
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CarboOverload said...

that was a dumb choice. Surely there had to be an orange julius stand w/ some nachos to choose from.

White Pepper said...

Yeah Factoria Mall is so wack they dont even have Orange Julius. All you get is a handful of no name kiosks.
The options are so limited.

However, I should have suggested we leave the mall. Lesson learned.

TOP HAT said...

there IS an orange julius in the Fact! it's by target...damn. some pump cheese woulda beat out your turkey crapwich.